May 2013
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
“In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...”
– Buddha (via silentnostalgia)
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
spacequeerie:
R E M I N D E R queer people exist beyond our first world life. queer people struggle in places beyond us. queer people fight. queer people are silenced. queer people hide. queer people love. queer people come out. queers are here and there. Britain and America do not contain the only queers.
willyumbeckett:
one time this guy in my class drew a penis on the blackboard with a permanent marker and continued the drawing with an erasable marker and made it to be a cat and my english teacher wanted to write on the blackboard so she tried to erase the drawing and the cat went away and all that was left was a penis and we all cried laughing and she just sighed and said “its so small”
rnedia:
drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
“Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual...”
– The Equality Illusion (via lesilencieux)
Also discovered during this study: water is wet.
(via thusspakekate)
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
thetruestoryofmylife:
colinorgasmic:
johnandsherlockunderthemisoltoe:
littlebitgeeky:
timey-wimey-tennant:
fudgeflies:
mangoachaar:
Do you ever wonder how drastically different your life would be if that one thing hadn’t occurred?
All of the above!
“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via thisamericancyph)
nosdrinker:
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
theyellowbrickroad:
i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
