*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
(via zeldaismybitch)
A mature person is one who does not think only in absolutes, who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally, who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and in all things, and who walks humbly and deals charitably with the circumstances of life, knowing that in this world no one is all knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Roosevelt, E. (1960). You learn by living. New York: Harper & Brothers.
(via yoga9vipassana)(via shittinonyowholelife)
Have you ever met someone
And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.
And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.
The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
Yeah. Then you find out that they are either cheating on you, or wanted to break up with you for a while and was actually waiting for you to break up with them. Love fucking sucks.
But have you ever met someone who was so beautifully imperfect that you would’ve just wanted to cherish all the beauty in it? As they were absolutely amazing just the way they were so imperfect.
Fall in love with yourself, cause someday you’re gonna be alone.
(via bambimafia)
An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.
Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
(via gifister)
